When I graduated BCMT I thought I had all the tools needed to run a successful business and maintain loyal clientele. I was wrong. In my almost half a decade in the biz I have developed talents to fulfill job requirements that simply cannot be taught in a classroom.
Keep in mind that although some of these talents have been growing inside since my first day in business there are others that I have mastered within a moment’s notice. There are many more but I can’t share them all or else they wouldn’t be hidden talents. Here are a few of my favorites.
DJ Master Mix
Hey Mr. DJ put a record on….. Oh Madonna, you sing it so harmonically that it seems the job of a DJ, is a job easily done. Well let me tell you something Evita, it’s not as easy as it looks. There is only so much ‘check out’ music that I can handle in a given workweek. So as I discern which playlist is most appropriate for each client, I must also take stock in how many more Oms I can handle without losing my mind. Variety is everything and therefore perfecting this skill will be a career long endeavor.
Silent Yawner
Massage therapists are human, I am human. I get fatigued, sometimes I don’t sleep well the night before and yes, sometimes I need to get a big ole’yawn out in the middle of a session. There was no time to learn this talent; I had to conquer the silent yawn on the first try. If I didn’t, I would have risked my client thinking that I was unprofessional and bored with their well being.
My advice on this one; go big with the facial movements (see photo) to make up for the lack of noise. Take it slow, don’t rush it and keep that voice box on the down low.
Super Athlete
I’ve heard it time and time again from my clients, they massage other people and their hands get sore after a few minutes. So how can I continue for hours at a time? It’s because I quickly moved from massage therapist to massage therapist super athlete. Occupational hazard? Maybe. But I once read that the sustained muscular contraction a massage therapist withstands is comparable to that of an endurance athlete. So, move over Lance, there is a new breed of athlete in town – the healer.
The Juggler
Life happens, I know this. Many times when one person in a couple starts getting massage the other will follow. Unfortunately sometimes the relationship with massage outlasts the couple. In these cases, I want to avoid all possible run-ins and in order to do this I must find appointments where they don’t exist, bump my free loading husband to another time slot or just take a longer break in between for the sake of serenity. I am an ambassador of peace and I will uphold my commitment at all cost.
The Sneeze Avoider
I know my clients care about me but I also know when they’re forking over $70/hour they don’t need to be sneezed on. This special talent is my favorite and by far, the most difficult. My trick is to exhale through the nose for what seems like hours, avoid looking at any light and conjure the peace within the send that sneeze away. (see image on the left for what not to do)
Chamber Maid Extraordinaire
Who can rip down the table and whip up an inviting cocoon of yummy smells, warmth and comfort like a massage therapist? Folding fitted sheets? Please, that’s child’s play. Move over J’Lo, I make your Maid in Manhattan look like a ravaged campsite.
As I mentioned before, there are many more hidden talents and I’m sure more that I will master in the future. For now, I will rest my laurels on being a Super Talented DJ Athlete, Silent Yawning, Juggling Sneeze Avoiding, Chamber Maid Extraordinaire.